Anonymous asked: "Your boyfriend has crazy good eyebrows."

A hard man is good to find.

radicalbehavior:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

Hallelu

radicalbehavior:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

Hallelu

pkfortyseven asked: "What are the chances that Amber's cooking accidentally starves you?"

iwiwd666:

I wish she could cook, lol.

I can cook, I just choose not to.

iwiwd666:

Labor Day cuddles

iwiwd666:

Labor Day cuddles

iwiwd666:

She made dinner ….

Housewife life

iwiwd666:

She made dinner ….

Housewife life

Ugh. I did a shoot Thursday and we took over 400 pictures and the photographer just sent me 28 way over edited ones as the final product. Beyond pissed.

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

Welp. I let Justis cut my hair and now I’m bald.

I’m gonna let Justis cut my hair today. Scared. Wish me luck.

iwiwd666 got a new rubber paddle and it’s no joke

iwiwd666 got a new rubber paddle and it’s no joke

brideofdracu1a:

hungryghoast:

omercifulheaves:

So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.

[takes a knee]

I’m calling the cops

Be still my heart.

brideofdracu1a:

hungryghoast:

omercifulheaves:

So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.

[takes a knee]

I’m calling the cops

Be still my heart.

renton-gg:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Omfg

Perfect

She is the worst at selfies and also the worst brat ever. She’s lucky she’s so cute.

She is the worst at selfies and also the worst brat ever. She’s lucky she’s so cute.

Anonymous asked: "Someone with your same username on ig commented on a photo of his saying you'll be back in ne soon. Weird"

Okay. Well instead of being a nosy fucking creep just ask me what you wanna ask. I know a Bryan MacDonald, a Patrick Boston and a Patrick Blow. So if I commented on some dudes picture then I clearly don’t remember.