Anonymous asked: "I've been following your blog for a while, and I remember you saying that you didnt enjoy penetration. What changed? (Just assuming you are gonna be having sex with a dude now, all this talk of IUD.)"

Actually I just got the iud because I move so much that it’s really inconvenient to keep getting new bc prescriptions and my life is so busy that it’s even harder to remember to take the pill everyday. I take hormonal bc to help with my periods. I don’t care about sex, but I’m serious about not having a period!

So my IUD insertion was awful but it wasn’t the worst thing ever. Pretty bad, constant cramping afterwards (like the cramps I get during my period, but non stop) but I made it through work, so it was definitely manageable. I haven’t gotten out of bed yet but there’s a weird pressure, kind of like wearing a tampon. I’m gonna load up on ibuprofen and goodies and hopefully if there’s cramping it’ll be less intense than yesterday. I’m really just pumped to think that I won’t even have to think about birth control until 2019!

Anonymous asked: "Who is your boyfriend?"

Your dad.

Update: my boyfriend likes me

sadfriends:

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.

Wore eye makeup today so my eyes are really sensitive and watering and it’s really fun. Fuck dat.

Wore eye makeup today so my eyes are really sensitive and watering and it’s really fun. Fuck dat.

iwiwd666:

I look ridiculous with a mustache.

Wow.

iwiwd666:

I look ridiculous with a mustache.

Wow.

At 8 I clocked out, locked my computer, shredded some papers, said goodbye and started walking towards the door. I realized no one else was leaving and walked slower… walked back to my desk, clocked in and started working again because I work until 9, not 8.

iwiwd666:

Detox !

Are you fucking kidding me? Ilysm. You better make me all the juices.

iwiwd666:

Detox !

Are you fucking kidding me? Ilysm. You better make me all the juices.

The only dude in my department who was even remotely attractive quit today.

Anonymous asked: "What made you decide Justis is a hunk now? Not that he isnt, I always have found him attractive, but I thought you hated his face?"

I think he’s hunky when he’s at a proper weight. When he’s thinner he loses a lot of weight in his face and looks like a weirdo. Pictures of him from when he was bigger make me lose it. I’m gonna fatten him up when he gets home 😊

Put urns for Cat on my wishlist

iwiwd666:

M I S S I N G M Y H A I R

Ugh. What a hunk.

iwiwd666:

M I S S I N G M Y H A I R

Ugh. What a hunk.