Anonymous asked: "How you expect anyone to take you seriously with this other chick? I don't get it. You say you want to be single then you say you want a serious relationship then you have the fuck toy you're moving in with."
I’m sorry you don’t understand. I most definitely do not have a fuck toy.
Hi, I’m a fuck toy. Not at all a real person in a real relationship with real feelings or emotions.
Anonymous asked: "How tall are you"
I’m about 5’5”
Straight up a seagull just flew right in front of my car and got smashed against my grill and like I feel bad, but seriously you have fucking wings why are you flying in front of cars?
Hahaha I’m not satisfied at all with my life.
Taking the fat girl to the dog park.
Why does everything just keep getting worse?
Anonymous asked: "You should go see Guardians of the Galaxy. There is a villain in it, Nebula, and you look just like her."
I’m gonna take that as a compliment
Anonymous asked: "How are you and @newtttt and the new crib with the dog"
Amazing ! Still settling in. I really like our apartment.
Yeah, I picked out a dope apartment. You’re welcome.
Anonymous asked: "Where do u work and wat do u do??"
I collect on federal defaulted student loans! It’s as boring as it sounds.