The only thing at work that actually looks good on me.
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
M I S S I N G M Y H A I R
Biggest friend crush on this babe
Going to the club? Wish my boi was here too
you catch alotta flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly ✨
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
I just wanna buy my fucking girlfriend presents and I can’t because my job sucks.
this pig pushing me off the bed every night ♥
M Y B A B Y
Little rosebud bby, queen of my heart
Ugh. My girlfriend is so cool.
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve